she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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