That's intense
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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