So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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