I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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