He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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