are you so shy because you have an std?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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