Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Do plants get herpes?
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