god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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