We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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