just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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