For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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