the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He kissed a someone with a penis
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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