You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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