just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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