Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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