if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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