we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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