Where is the hickey?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
sex on a bike is impossible
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