Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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