Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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