my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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