I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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