All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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