your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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