I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
ok first of all what the fuck
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
