Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
