So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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