if you like me you must not know who I am
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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