im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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