I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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