This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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