another moral hangover. fuck.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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