Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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