So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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