Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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