My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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