ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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