The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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