It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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