Is it because I queefed?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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