I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Randomize