How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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