Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
4 words: hood of his car
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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