He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Randomize
