Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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