So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I've blown a few things in my day
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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