But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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