You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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