She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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