I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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