we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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