Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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