Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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