weddingsv make me drug and hornr
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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