Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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