Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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